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It's Summer Of 69 for some, and escape from exploding volcanoes for the other. Hot bodies, hot guns, hot deals... When the weather is hot, anything can happen.Hot bodies emerging from the seas like Bo Derek in 10, John Abraham in Dostana, Daniel Craig inCasino Royale raise the temperatures in the theaters and bring the screaming womenback again and again. When Leonardo Di Caprio and the blatant sexuality of their adventure in The Beach, or Matthew McConaughey walking topless in the desert have the same effect. Now, in real life, if you are wandering about the desert you should cover up as much as possible so you don't end up with a sunburn, but no... the buff bodied heroes must tread the sands shirtless.
Same with snow. We understand that you cannot punch villains when you're wearing fur lined all weather gear. So unzippingthe jacket and raising your fists boxer-like to show off the pumped biceps is understandable (oooh, yes, I now know that this man will save me!) but is there really need to tear off the grey undershirt to show off the six pack? It's cold on snowy mountain. And how come the whiplash slender or bulked up monster villain never loses his shirt?
Jessica Alba and other bodies
Scary movies are worth every penny you spend simply because hot bodies like Jessica Alba tend to get their clothes snagged in the darnest things. You and I might get our clothing caught in a nail or something, and the tear is almost always 'L' shaped. But Bipasha Basu and cohappily shed shirts and skirts and what have you. (We explored this aspect of raising temperatures in Formula # 142)
Nature's Fury
How gorgeous is Pierce Brosnan with the volcano exploding behind him? Not once do we believe that Mad Max is in any danger or that Indiana Jones is going to die by getting crushed under the giant ball bearing, but we are alarmed when the earthquake implodes the mountain. that Val Kilmer's antics as Jim Morrison are just perfect when he sings Light My Fire in a fantasy simply called The Doors.
Fighting sea storms and rescuing people lost at sea is a whole lot simpler becauseyou know Kevin Costner is at hand to help. Nature's fury in a tornado is sweet whenyou have Bill Paxton to rescue you from theTwister.
Atomic and other bombs and missiles have been a part of the cinematic lexicon forever. It's the job of the terrorists tosteal nukes or other experimental unstable devices and train them to blow up entire cities (for example The Rock, where San Francisco is the target, In Superman, where New York is the target, in Batman, Gotham city is set to be poisoned by the Joker...
The Final Frontier
It's supposed to be cold in space, but the hottest of stars make the tales the biggest summer blockbusters.Harrison Ford, Ewan Mc Gregor ,Hayden Christenson are the hottest star travelers ever. Not to forget the idols that Stargate and Star Trek enthusiastsworship.
Amongst the women who sizzle on the silver screen, the list is so huge, we would need to create a separate bikini formula to accomodate the reasons why a woman in a bikini can distract even the most purposeful of heroes. So, enjoy a few more days of summer before the rain steams up your cars, bedrooms, patios with a different kind of sizzle...
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